4.5 years seems most dangerous

"It takes about 5 years to get to a point where you no longer feel like you're committing malpractice on a daily basis."

Drinking out of cups

"They're hanging out drunk, making contracts."

Subjective requirements

"Well, I guess when you're dealing with retards."

Sounds like something I would say

"I don't know for sure for sure, but YEAH."

Duties

"People are much more interested in short hairs than they are in pre-existing duties."

On Cows

"He wanted what everyone else wants, which is a cow that breeds"

"Nobody wants a barren cow"

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

"No banana. Banana only falls at 2:44."