I disagree

"People who are stupid and absent minded are less dangerous than people who are evil geniuses"

Drug humor is great humor

"You can check my arms, there are no tracks there... it's all about the toes."

I too, say meh

"I'm a cold hearted person, as you already know, and I say, 'meh.'"

Awesome

"Just so you know, we traffic in human misery."

Overheard in Class

“The word ‘chicken’ can have millions of dollars riding on it, and that’s absurd and wonderful.”